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Jonathan Clement's Blog: I Can’t Do That: Eating And Spending

TedTed
in The OT Bullpen
FYI: THERE ARE TWO New Year’s resolutions I’d like to accomplish: I would like to gain weight and spend more money.

I’ve been trying to gain weight for such a long time that I’ve just about given up. I eat all day long until my stomach is about to explode. The next morning, I jump on the scale and my weight is back where I started the previous morning. Rachel looks at me amazed, as if I’m some kind of human garbage disposal. She’s always asking, “Where does all that food go?”
Regards,
Ted
https://humbledollar.com/2019/01/i-cant-do-that/
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