Bill Gross, the world's most important investor, was scheduled to give a keynote address today after Morningstar's luncheon. Apparently he actually gave two addresses: the one that Morningstar's folks attended and the one I attended.
Morningstar heard a cogent, rational argument for why a real interest rate of 0-1% is "the new neutral." At 2% real, the economy might collapse. In that fragile environment, PIMCO models bond returns in the 3-4% range and stocks in the 4-
5% range. In an act of singular generosity, he also explained the three strategies that allows PIMCO Total Return to beat everyone else and grow to $280 billion. Oops, $230 billion now as ingrates and doubters fled the fund and weren't around to reap this year's fine returns: 3.07% YTD. He characterized that as something like "fine" or "top tier" returns, though the fund is actually modest trailing both its benchmark and peer group YTD.
I missed out on that presentation and instead sat in on an incoherent, self-indulgent monologue that was so inappropriate to the occasion that it made me seriously wonder if Gross was off his meds. He walked on stage wearing sunglasses and spent some time looking at himself on camera; he explained that he always wanted to see himself in shades on the big screen. "I'm 70 years old and looking good!" he concluded. He tossed the shades aside and launched into a 20 minute reflection on the film
The Manchurian Candidate, a Cold War classic about brainwashing and betrayal. I have no idea of why. He seemed to suggest that we'd been brainwashed or that he wasn't able to brainwash us but wished he could or he needed to brainwash himself into not hating the media. 20 minutes. He then declared PIMCO to be "the happiest workplace in the world," allowing that if there was any place happier, it was 1
5 miles up the road at Disneyland. That's an apparent, if inept, response to the media reports of the last month that painted Gross as arrogant, ill-tempered, autocratic and nigh unto psychotic in the deference he demanded from employees. He then did an ad for the superiority of his investment process before attempting an explanation of "the new neutral" (taking pains to establish that the term was PIMCO's, not Bloomberg's). After
5-10 minutes of his beating around the bush, I couldn't take it any more and left.
Gross's apologists claimed that this was a rhetorical masterpiece whose real audience was finance ministers who might otherwise screw up monetary policy. A far larger number of folks - managers, marketers, advisors - came away horrified. "I've heard Gross six times in 20 years and he's always given to obscure analogies but this was different. This was the least coherent I've ever heard him," said one. "That was absolutely embarrassing," opined someone with 40 years in the field. "An utter train wreck," was a third's. I've had friends dependent on psychoactive medications; this presentation sounded a lot like what happens when one of them failed to take his meds, a brilliant guy stumbling about with no sense of appropriateness.
Bottom line: Gross allowed that "I could disappear today and it wouldn't have a material effect on PIMCO for 3-
5 years." It might be time to consider it.
For what it's worth,
David