Flying foxes launching at your ETF? Great Owls soaring? Smart guys babbling? The first-ever roster of funds for Muslim investors? Lessons from a Butterfinger bar? The one-tenth of one percent of funds that have managed defensive excellence (i.e. a Great Owl for the full market cycle) and offensive excellence (they're FundAlarm Honor Roll members, too). A Vanguard fund that even The Vanguard Guy pooh-poohs? It can only be had in the August Mutual Fund Observer.